THE STATIC SYSTEM
20 - he/him - white
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hello! we are static, a diagnosed DID system. we collectively use he/him, not they/them, and will switch between singular and plural pronouns when referring to the system. we're collectively transmasc, started T march 2021, and got top surgery may 2023. we're also autistic. we rarely sign off on messages or use pluralkit, and will often mask different typing and socializing styles in public settings. don't ask who is fronting, we don't know either.
THE STATIC SYSTEM
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| 🐾 |
|---|
| xe/he & more |
| 20 |
| host |
| #1 listener of grandson globally on last.fm |
| 🗝️ |
|---|
| he/him |
| ageless |
| manager, protector, & more |
| in love with father paul from midnight mass |
| 🦠 |
|---|
| they/he/ze |
| 20 |
| co-host & backup protector |
| so androgynous its like a man and a woman had a baby |
| 🌐 |
|---|
| he/it |
| 20 |
| cohost & more |
| refuses to listen to music with words. NOISES ONLY! |
| 🥩 |
|---|
| they/xe |
| 15 |
| — |
| yasss religious imagery slay |
| 🛰️ |
|---|
| she/her |
| age unknown, probably 15-20 |
| physical protector, soother, & more. |
| girlboss fr |
| 🪶 |
|---|
| he/him |
| middle aged |
| physical protector, & more. |
| mysterious cowboy patrolling da brain (brokeback mountain reference?!) |
other parts left out for safety or their own comfort
THE STATIC SYSTEM
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| DNI |
|---|
| • basic DNI criteria (racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, TERF, ableist, etc.). obviously. |
| • pro-ship, zoo, MAP, etc |
| • transmed/truscum |
| • think every single person claiming to have DID on the internet must be faking |
| • pro-D/A / IRL and/or strictly anti-reality check |
| • demonize any mental illness |
please don't ask who is fronting if we're not friends, and even if we are friends we probably won't share (especially since we rarely even know lol). if we want you to know, we'll share. we are well-educated on complex dissociative disorders and are more than willing to answer questions asked in good faith.